Episode VII? I didn’t want
an Episode VII! Hell, I didn’t even want the prequel movies, but I guess George
Lucas was going to shove them down my throat no matter what. To be fair, his
marketing machine did do a great job of making me believe I only knew part of
the story, and he did pocket a ticket purchase from me for all three of those
below-average films.
It was then that I had my
epiphany: if George Lucas wasn’t in charge of Lucasfilm anymore, then George
Lucas couldn’t pollute the original Star Wars trilogy ever again. And that’s a
huge plus, one that a Blu-ray collection absent of Star Wars reminds me of each
and every day.
If you do a quick Google
search about changes made to Star Wars, you’ll find that ol’ George has been
altering the classics since their initial release to such a degree that the
untouched versions haven’t been seen since their original theatrical run. Worse
yet, Lucas seemed to adopt the “Special Edition” films (which also keep
changing) as the official Star Wars originals. Hell, the man refused to release
the theatrical versions of the film on Blu-ray.
I opted not to buy the
Blu-ray releases, since the cluttered CGI nonsense that’s sprayed aimlessly all
over my beloved Star Wars grates on my nerves. I want the original trilogy. If
I can’t get the unaltered, pristine versions that were released starting in
1977, I’d at least like to see the theatrical versions that were re-released on
VHS when I was a kid.
Where am I going with this?
Well, if there’s one thing Disney seems good at, it’s archiving, maintaining,
and making available their classic films. While Disney is just a machine
motivated by profit, the company has, at the very least, realized there is a
huge audience of consumers who like the timeless greats to stay exactly the way
they are.
On that note, I guarantee
you Disney will make the original Star Wars trilogy available, removing all the
bells and whistles added in the Special Edition. Disney will keep and maintain
the original trilogy for generations to come, which means Han Solo will once
again shoot first in the mind of Star Wars historians across the galaxy.
If I’m wrong, just ask
yourself this -- could they really do a worse job than George Lucas?
Sure, Disney could degrade
the legacy of Star Wars by adapting it into some terrible cartoon series, or
maybe they could make some new films that the hardcore fans will shun – but I
think ol’ George did all of those things, too. The difference here is, assuming
the originals are released, at least fans can love and enjoy those, ignoring
any new sequels if they wish.
If there’s one thing we know
about Disney, it’s that they love making crappie sequels, and they love
merchandising the hell out of their intellectual properties. So, expect a lot
of cheap Star Wars merchandise to arrive in stores soon, replacing the cheap
Star Wars merchandise left behind by the Lucas era.
I can guarantee you that
Star Wars will remain as tainted as it ever was under Lucas, only this time
there’s a bit of hope for having the original trilogy released once again.
Maybe we’ll get lucky and Disney will dig out the untouched originals Lucas has
been hiding on us for decades. If not, at least I won’t have to show my future
children the Special Editions -- after all, I want them to like Star Wars.
At the end of the day, I guess it doesn’t really matter to me who owns the
franchise I love; I just want them to take good care of it.
This article was originally published by Blogcritics.
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