I just want to share my macaroni pictures with the world! Sorry, it's been a while since I've posted photos on here; so, there are a ton of them...
I want to invite everyone to bookmark my Flickr Photostream. I use it to share photos online (I hate how Instagram crops everything into squares.), and to post photos that I actually think are decent. It's up to you to decide what's what, I suppose.
Jon Martello (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) basically has his pick of an array of hotties on the New Jersey bar scene,
never scoring below an eight, even if he’s had a few too many drinks.
Jon has a natural way with women; shoot them once glance and it’s a near
guarantee he’ll be taking them back to his place before the night’s
out. But this shouldn’t come as much of a surprise; after all, his
friends do call him “Don Jon”.
So, if Jon is such a master of finding women to slam, why does he spend
most nights alone at his computer, masturbating compulsively, even after
he’s just had sex with a dime? Jon explains to us – in the graphic
detail you’d expect from a Jersey Italian stereotype — that he doesn’t
get off to women like he does porn. Women in porn will do anything to
please a guy and, let’s face it, real women rarely have perfect porno
bodies. To Jon, the real thing is boring by comparison. When it comes to
the ladies, Jon seems to be more into the game of womanizing than he is
the actual sex – or hell, the women themselves.